Needs

  1. To get laid…

    1. …so that it will all work out.
    2. …by the furry you got to know from Second Life
    3. …to get it over with
    4. …for the first time.
    5. …to get over an existential crisis…er, crises.
    6. …by your sweetheart, who is acting squirrelly

  2. To figure out…


    1. …the difference between bestiality and zoophilia
    2. …the psychological profile of furries so that you can identify a subject for a new book (A Midsummer Night’s Yiff)
    3. …whether or not ‘Furryism’ is a genetic condition
    4. …how to improve your sewing techniques
    5. …background material for D&D Next’s Bestiary
    6. …where Butter Noodles the (in)famous furry supermodel is to get their autograph

  3. Therianthropy – finally! To become…

    1. …a vixen
    2. …a Nazi doberman pinscher
    3. …an emperor penguin
    4. …the sharktopus
    5. …an okapi
    6. …a sparkle dog! ✧・゚:✧・゚: \(◕△◕✿)/ :・゚✧:・゚✧
  4. To get away with…


    1. …stealing the best Fur suit at the con
    2. …selling bootlegged copies of My Little Ponies
    3. …stealing a large collection of sponsors’ combadges
    4. …sneaking into the NC-17 section
    5. …your “get rich quick” scheme
    6. …tricking a handicapped guy in a sloth costume

  5. To get even…


    1. …with your ex
    2. …with your mommy and daddy
    3. …with your grade school bully
    4. …with your rival in the best fur suit competition
    5. …with that jackass who comes every year dressed like a deer wearing blaze orange
    6. …with this town, and its small-minded inhabitants

  6. To get respect…


    1. …from your lover, by making a serious commitment
    2. …from your friends, by humiliating a furry
    3. …from your family, by being “true to yourself”
    4. …from PITA, by punishing your persecutors
    5. …from this con, by proving your convictions
    6. …from yourself, by finally doing it once and for all

Relationships
Items
Locations

some inspiration taken from the core book for Fiasco

Needs

FurCon 2012 JACooper